Me: *minding my own business*
Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!
Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER'S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS
Anonymous: clear face? whats your advice?

26073009:

Have sex often (really)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via stability)

raise ur hand if you’re ready to ditch your body and become a sentient cloud of cosmic gas

(Source: handaxe, via ink-n-severedties)

darkasgarnet: I 💛 you.

😘😘😘